This is food porn gone very, very wrong.
VersacePopTarts, the screen name of the kid who had sex with a Hot Pocket — ham and cheese to be exact — highly recommends the sexual encounter.
The unconventional social media fiasco began last week, when the teen uploaded a Vine video of him “screwing” a Pop Tart box, with the hashtag #FoodPorn. The video was shortly removed, but a selfie of the teen and the violated box was uploaded afterwards.
From then on, the tactics got even more extreme. Under the condition of receiving 420 retweets, the new internet sensation promised to sexually assault a warm hot pocket. And he did …
“I tried doing it without a condom and it was just, like, way too hot,” he said. “I put it in the fridge for a little bit and I was like, ‘Dude, I’m gonna have to use a condom if I’m gonna actually stick my d*ck in the whole Hot Pocket.’” He also threatened to fornicate with a bowl of JELL-O and have his way with a doughnut.
The teenager, who revealed he works at a restaurant as a grill chef, would “highly recommend [having sex with a Hot Pocket], if you’re lonely.”