Unfortunately, there’s more celebrity heartbreak than love on this week’s roundup. But dems the breaks, right? First the good news, my favorite pint-sized rapper has a new man, and Halle Berry will be a quarter of a million dollars broker by the end of the year. Now the bad news, really horrible reality TV has once again initiated a Twitter war, an ex-basketball wife is still bitter, and Evelyn Lozada reveals waaaaayyyyyy too much about her sex life with Chad Ochocinco. Happy clicking!