“I earned the gold card. You know how many coffees I’ve had to drink and lemon loafs I’ve had to purchase to get to that gold card? Like, I had $220 left on my Starbucks card. Not just any Starbucks card, but a gold Starbucks card.”
Chad Ochocinco, who is busy planning his wedding to Basketball Wives star Evelyn Lozada, discovering that his Cadillac Escalade was broken into and his most prized possession stolen, via Twitter.