3. Gay Men Go with Everything. The only thing worst then a dirty lump of a man sitting on your new eggshell couch, is a dirty lump of a man dripping hot dog condiments on your new eggshell couch. In fact, he probably doesn’t even know the couch is eggshell — not white — and the accent pillows are eggnog — not white-ish. But, alas, your GBF not only knows the difference, he’s the one that brought you the complementary bone throw cover. Thankfully, he’s also the one that gives your boyfriend the look that makes him head to the kitchen to grab a paper towel.
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