A KKK group in Atlanta applied to adopt a highway on the one-mile stretch of Route 515 in the Appalachian Mountains. They claim they want the adopt the highway to clean and maintain it. However, something didn’t sit right with the powers that be in the Georgia Department of Transportation, so they’re debating on whether or not to grant the International Keystone Knights chapter of the KKK their highway.
Since the KKK is so adamant about adopting something and they might not get a highway, here’s five other things they could adopt:
1. Adopt A New Uniform
Ok, so those conehead sheets with the holes cut out for the eyes are a little bit–how can I put this nicely–costume-y. Maybe if they had an outfit that was a little more professional and less like a do-it-yourself ghost costume, then maybe they’d be taken more seriously.