Let’s talk about SEX, baby! Well, not the actual act of sex, but the unspoken aspects of it. The weird things that make you embarrassed to even tell your friends during a tipsy happy hour. You know, like when you’re in the middle of sex and a loud queef comes out, or when you’re getting really into it and he says something weird like, “I want to give you a milk mustache”? Let’s talk about that! Here are some of the weirdest things we and our friends have heard during sex. Get ready to clutch your pearls and hold on to your seat because it’s about to get real!
[Glass of milk image via Shutterstock]