Sadly, some of our most memorable sexual experiences are the ones we associate with total and utter chagrin. You never forget when a sexual experience is interrupted mid-hump by, say, your boyfriend’s dad, an unsuspecting cabana boy or a dream about chili. Yes. Chili. Frisky staffers have offered up their anonymous tales for your reading pleasure.
“My boyfriend and I snuck into this really fancy resort (we weren’t staying) at to swim in their giant pool. After swimming we went into a cabana storage tent to change and ended up having sex on a stack of extra lounge chairs. In the middle, some kids busted in looking for towels and screamed. A cabana boy opened the flap to the tent to see what all the commotion was. We were promptly asked to leave.”